Zero Tollerance

[Tony Cipponeri]

Hey guys, I just read GTK's talk about no politics on this forum. Well I am going to chance getting knocked off the forum for good. You see , I was planning to use this forum as a spring board to running for president in 2012. I am running in a new party called WOPP, it stands for What Other Politicians Promise, I can Promise at least ten times more than they can. Fellas I need your votes. Gtk, if you don't kick my butt out of here, you can be my vice president. Tony C

[Dennis Hemingway]

Tony, I'll Vote for you.

[55 Fargo]

Hey guys, I just read GTK's talk about no politics on this forum. Well I am going to chance getting knocked off the forum for good. You see , I was planning to use this forum as a spring board to running for president in 2012. I am running in a new party called WOPP, it stands for What Other Politicians Promise, I can Promise at least ten times more than they can. Fellas I need your votes. Gtk, if you don't kick my butt out of here, you can be my vice president. Tony C

Hi Tony, you got my Vote, well I mean I would vote for yall, but I am Canadian, and for some reason, they don't want my vote in the next US federal election.

I figure the FEAR party will give a good run, the Acronym stands for "F" Everything And Run.

Sorry GTK, I hope I don't get the boot for replying to this thread......Fred

[greg g]

Tony is annexing Canada for cheap oil on you platform???? Will we have to go through that convert to the metric system again? We can keep our bacon right??

[Tony Cipponeri]

AAAH Why yes Greg, as a matter of fact I was going to put that in my next speech. I think I will make you my Secretary of Interior when I am elected, in fact everyone on this forum will have a place in my cabinet. Tony C

[47heaven]

Hey guys, I just read GTK's talk about no politics on this forum. Well I am going to chance getting knocked off the forum for good. You see , I was planning to use this forum as a spring board to running for president in 2012. I am running in a new party called WOPP, it stands for What Other Politicians Promise, I can Promise at least ten times more than they can. Fellas I need your votes. Gtk, if you don't kick my butt out of here, you can be my vice president. Tony C

You got my vote, too, Tony. BTW...here's a good campaign song for ya! LOL!

Edited September 23, 2009 by 47heaven

[Normspeed]

Darin, that is too funny!

Tony, good idea on annexing Canada, the fishing is great up there.

[RobertKB]

Tony, good idea on annexing Canada, the fishing is great up there.

OK, OK, you can annex us BUT we have a few conditions.

1. Vice-president must be Canadian, eh. (pronounced like the first letter of the alphabet)

2. Must use metric measurements, weights, and Celsius, eh.

3. All bacon eaten must be Canadian, eh.

4. French must become an official second language, eh.

5. The correct use of "eh" must be taught in schools, eh.

Still want us?

[T120]

...also - Only the bad guys have unregistered firearms.Sorry - couldn't resist it.

[Frank Elder]

OK, OK, you can annex us BUT we have a few conditions.

1. Vice-president must be Canadian, eh. (pronounced like the first letter of the alphabet)

2. Must use metric measurements, weights, and Celsius, eh.

3. All bacon eaten must be Canadian, eh.

4. French must become an official second language, eh.

5. The correct use of "eh" must be taught in schools, eh.

Still want us?

So that means french and spanish will be our two languages....not coming from hate....I married a Martinez:D

[Merle Coggins]

So that means french and spanish will be our two languages....not coming from hate....I married a Martinez:D

Si, eh?

[Troganin]

You need to nip this canada thing in the butt tony. French as a second language, fugetaboutit. This party needs to adopt some of the Rhinoceros Party of Canada's policies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoceros_Party_of_Canada

[Plymouthy Adams]

I'll have to refer to Johnny English on the subject....

[Frank Elder]

Si, eh?

Si Si, mon ami:)

[T120]

..Well if the "GOODGUYS" ever schedule a show here in Canada that would probably be okay.Now as for the bad guys

[greg g]

I believe some of the items might be negotiable, but theCanadian style bacon has to come off the table it the metric systems stays. Cause everybody knows a kilo of bacon is better than a pound.

[RobertKB]

You need to nip this canada thing in the butt tony. French as a second language, fugetaboutit. This party needs to adopt some of the Rhinoceros Party of Canada's policies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoceros_Party_of_Canada

They were hilarious!!! If they were running candidates now, I would vote for them as I have a great disdain for almost all politicians. However, I always vote in any and every election because I always want my "bitc***g" rights. Don't vote, don't bitc*.

[randroid]

Folks,

My Dad was a real fan of Walt Kelley's "Pogo The Possum", and once when he was overseas I found a stack of Pogo books stashed in the corner of a closet. (My friend's dads stashed Playboy and my Dad stashed comics. As a Night Fighter Pilot for the USMC, he probably did a lot of things my friends dads didn't do). Anyway, in the 1952 Presidential election Ike used the new-fangled television as a method of getting his message out and it became a national fad to run for political office, typified by when Howdy Doody ran for president of the kids.

Pogo's swamp friends put him up for election, against his objections, and he actually received an embarrassingly large number of votes, but so did Pat Paulson twenty years later so I see a pattern developing. When I was in Fourth Grade my brothers and I pooled our allowances and bought "The Songs Of The Pogo", an album of songs written for their play on the English language rather than making much sense, although most of them made a lot of sense. The first song was Pogo's campaign song. "Go Go Pogo". I tried to find a link to the musical rendition of it but I cold find only the words, probably because the copyright is still valid.

http://www.igopogo.com/go_go_pogo.htm

It's done to a brassy rag-time beat and contains every cliche ever associated with politics.

Read and enjoy.

-Randy

[greg g]

Immediately report to the Fort Mudge Memorial Dump for duty in refloating and reprovisioning the S.S Charles J. Simpson as Miz Mam zell Hezipah, needs polling across the swamp.

We have met the enemy and he is us............

Oh and how is this for use of tax payer money..............

J. Edgar Hoover apparently read more into the strip than was there. According to documents obtained from the FBI under the Freedom of Information Act, Hoover had suspected Kelly of sending some form of coded messages via the nonsense poetry and Southern accents he peppered the strip with. He reportedly went so far as having government cryptographers attempt to "decipher" the strip.

There is no need to sally forth, for it remains true that those things which make us human are, curiously enough, always close at hand. Resolve then, that on this very ground, with small flags waving and tinny blast on tiny trumpets, we shall meet the enemy, and not only may he be ours, he may be us.

Forward!

[Frank Elder]

Folks,

My Dad was a real fan of Walt Kelley's "Pogo The Possum", and once when he was overseas I found a stack of Pogo books stashed in the corner of a closet. (My friend's dads stashed Playboy and my Dad stashed comics. As a Night Fighter Pilot for the USMC, he probably did a lot of things my friends dads didn't do). Anyway, in the 1952 Presidential election Ike used the new-fangled television as a method of getting his message out and it became a national fad to run for political office, typified by when Howdy Doody ran for president of the kids.

Pogo's swamp friends put him up for election, against his objections, and he actually received an embarrassingly large number of votes, but so did Pat Paulson twenty years later so I see a pattern developing. When I was in Fourth Grade my brothers and I pooled our allowances and bought "The Songs Of The Pogo", an album of songs written for their play on the English language rather than making much sense, although most of them made a lot of sense. The first song was Pogo's campaign song. "Go Go Pogo". I tried to find a link to the musical rendition of it but I cold find only the words, probably because the copyright is still valid.

http://www.igopogo.com/go_go_pogo.htm

It's done to a brassy rag-time beat and contains every cliche ever associated with politics.

Read and enjoy.

-Randy

Possum is bacon and armadillo is possum on a half shell!

Signed Texas boy that served in Mississippi!

[Plymouthy Adams]

Possum is Possum..no getting around that...Armadillo..thats a retarded possum, God put the armor on him because he knew up front how stupid they were...

[Frank Elder]

I am a fountain of useless knowledge, there are 9 strains of armadillo, of the 9 some carry leprosy....eat at your own risk, raacoon is just as greasy by and by.

Only dillos and humans carry it.

[Tony Cipponeri]

Sorry guys, after reading all of these suggestions, I CAN"T TAKE IT. Besides what are you guys thinking about spanish and french as first and second languages, Didn' you guys see what party I am running with WOPP, of course the language would be Italian. So I Quit. Tony C

[greg g]

Man you just got the record from a certain former govn of a northwestern state.