kfxinsd007 Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 "No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatS.... Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 There! I fixed it, lets hit the road! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plymouthy Adams Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 I've got skills.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Blackstone Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 You just have to............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.L Lane's 48 Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Hey,watch this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plymouthy Adams Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 All you have to do is cut the blue wire..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T120 Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Quote: Originally Posted by Ralph D25cpe ...good one Noooooo!...... oooh $hit!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Elder Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Yes, those pants do make your @$$ look big...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
40plyrod Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 I DO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jd52cranbrook Posted February 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 it'll just take a sec Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PodSquad48 Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Good enough for the girls I go out with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Job~Rated Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 "What the ruddy hell was that?" ~ The Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dan Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Don't worry, the brakes are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Job~Rated Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 "Who cut the rooooooooooopes...........?" ~ Tarzan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle-Pekka Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 "This is your captain speaking..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatS.... Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Oh look!!! Metal filings in the pan of your transmission. That's gonna have to be rebuilt. $3500 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptwothree Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Seller to buyer.. "DMV? $20 at the most" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezeldoc Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Nah, that will never happen to me! It's safe out back, no one messes with anything back there! Foom!! "wow where did your eyebrows go" "just a little more you have plenty of room" crunch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Evans Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Husband to Wife. You're just like your mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Job~Rated Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 I can pass this guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jd52cranbrook Posted February 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Quit yellin, I know what I'm doin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle-Pekka Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 (edited) "Clear off skinhead, I am certanly not going to toss you a smoke!" Edited February 19, 2010 by Uncle-Pekka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50 Deluxe Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Taste this! I'll call you back ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Job~Rated Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 "Hmm, Russia looks like a safe bet!" ~ Adolf Hitler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Coatney Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. A dyslexic man walked into a bra. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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