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A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong...

I'll be your Huckleberry...

When you get to the fork in the road,,take it..

we are lost, but we are making good time.

it ain't over till it is over..

it is easy to stop drinking, i have done it many times..

neve interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake...

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six or one or half a dozen

throw salt over your sholder for good luck

sleep tight and dont let the bed bugs bite

leave a light on in the window

mind your P's and Q's - this really comes from the old english pubs. The guys drank pints and quarts and when they started to get roudy the bartender would tell them to mind their P's and Q's

Righty tighteee lefty loossee

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(As seen on a tombstone)......."I told you I was sick"......

Let's just wait and see........

That paint will look fine after it dries.........

I know it put that thing somewhere so I could find it later........

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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

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I Know...I Know...

I always have extra nuts and bolts left...

I thought you checked that...

Close enough for government work...

We'll make do with what we got...

SNAFU...Systems Normal All...

We'll know better next time...

WOW..I didn't think it'd do that...

What's this..

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Keep your arms and legs inside the car at all times!

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Ah that reminds me of a story from riding the school bus in high school. I lived quite a ways away from school so I was the second stop on the route. I rode the bus for just over 1/2 hour each way. Well this one morning the bus picked us up 15min late. It was a substitute driver. We were directing him through the route and commenting on his crazy driving. Every time he'd pull some stunt and we'd comment he'd say "don't worry Im a professional". Well after all this speeding and cutting through a parking lot to avoid a red light we got to school 5min earlier then normal!

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Ps & Qs is actually from the printing industry as in the old days of hand set hard type the small cases of each letter were very similar, so the expression means "pay attention to what you're doing". (don't use the wrong part).

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