randroid Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 Johnny S, Is it just me or do we all start liking movies like "The Bucket List" as we get older? -Randy Quote
mrspeedyt Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 "where the hell does this part go?":confused: thanks to 'draginsteel' h.a.m.b. forum Quote
Roadkingcoupe Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 "There is always an inch.........until you hit it" Quote
tinlizzy Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 Hey Bubba you ain't gonna believe this! Quote
Robert Horne Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 passengers will please fasten their seat belts......... there will be a slight delay for departure........ your luggage never departed Cleveland........ Quote
Robert Horne Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong... I'll be your Huckleberry... When you get to the fork in the road,,take it.. we are lost, but we are making good time. it ain't over till it is over.. it is easy to stop drinking, i have done it many times.. neve interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake... Quote
dezeldoc Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 Oh Oh! Now where did that thing drop at? Yes Dear! 110 or 220 oh well it will just go a little faster! Quote
Tony Cipponeri Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 It'll be okay, I can get help from the guys on the forum. Tony C Quote
LAKOTA169 Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 What's the matter, Honey? don't you like your birthday present? It's really a nice vacuum. Quote
desoto1939 Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 six or one or half a dozen throw salt over your sholder for good luck sleep tight and dont let the bed bugs bite leave a light on in the window mind your P's and Q's - this really comes from the old english pubs. The guys drank pints and quarts and when they started to get roudy the bartender would tell them to mind their P's and Q's Righty tighteee lefty loossee Quote
BobT-47P15 Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 (As seen on a tombstone)......."I told you I was sick"...... Let's just wait and see........ That paint will look fine after it dries......... I know it put that thing somewhere so I could find it later........ Quote
JoelOkie Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 my daddy used to work on these.... Quote
blueskies Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' Quote
1947PLEVY Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 I Know...I Know... I always have extra nuts and bolts left... I thought you checked that... Close enough for government work... We'll make do with what we got... SNAFU...Systems Normal All... We'll know better next time... WOW..I didn't think it'd do that... What's this.. Quote
Furylee2 Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 Keep your arms and legs inside the car at all times! Quote
Young Ed Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 Ah that reminds me of a story from riding the school bus in high school. I lived quite a ways away from school so I was the second stop on the route. I rode the bus for just over 1/2 hour each way. Well this one morning the bus picked us up 15min late. It was a substitute driver. We were directing him through the route and commenting on his crazy driving. Every time he'd pull some stunt and we'd comment he'd say "don't worry Im a professional". Well after all this speeding and cutting through a parking lot to avoid a red light we got to school 5min earlier then normal! Quote
Robert Horne Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 It is real funny until someone get hurt. DUCK, oops slippery when wet watch out for falling rocks I don't feel my foot Quote
Niel Hoback Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 Yeah, its funny until somebody gets hurt. Then its hilarious. Quote
bearheart Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 Ps & Qs is actually from the printing industry as in the old days of hand set hard type the small cases of each letter were very similar, so the expression means "pay attention to what you're doing". (don't use the wrong part). Quote
Job~Rated Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 "It's a lovely day, let's have the top down!" ~ JFK Quote
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