kfxinsd007 Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 "No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright. Quote
PatS.... Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 There! I fixed it, lets hit the road! Quote
Frank Blackstone Posted February 17, 2010 Report Posted February 17, 2010 You just have to............ Quote
Plymouthy Adams Posted February 18, 2010 Report Posted February 18, 2010 All you have to do is cut the blue wire..... Quote
T120 Posted February 18, 2010 Report Posted February 18, 2010 Quote: Originally Posted by Ralph D25cpe ...good one Noooooo!...... oooh $hit!! Quote
Frank Elder Posted February 18, 2010 Report Posted February 18, 2010 Yes, those pants do make your @$$ look big...... Quote
jd52cranbrook Posted February 18, 2010 Author Report Posted February 18, 2010 it'll just take a sec Quote
PodSquad48 Posted February 18, 2010 Report Posted February 18, 2010 Good enough for the girls I go out with! Quote
Job~Rated Posted February 18, 2010 Report Posted February 18, 2010 "What the ruddy hell was that?" ~ The Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 Quote
dirty dan Posted February 18, 2010 Report Posted February 18, 2010 Don't worry, the brakes are good. Quote
Job~Rated Posted February 18, 2010 Report Posted February 18, 2010 "Who cut the rooooooooooopes...........?" ~ Tarzan Quote
Uncle-Pekka Posted February 18, 2010 Report Posted February 18, 2010 "This is your captain speaking..." Quote
PatS.... Posted February 18, 2010 Report Posted February 18, 2010 Oh look!!! Metal filings in the pan of your transmission. That's gonna have to be rebuilt. $3500 Quote
ptwothree Posted February 19, 2010 Report Posted February 19, 2010 Seller to buyer.. "DMV? $20 at the most" Quote
dezeldoc Posted February 19, 2010 Report Posted February 19, 2010 Nah, that will never happen to me! It's safe out back, no one messes with anything back there! Foom!! "wow where did your eyebrows go" "just a little more you have plenty of room" crunch! Quote
Reg Evans Posted February 19, 2010 Report Posted February 19, 2010 Husband to Wife. You're just like your mother. Quote
jd52cranbrook Posted February 19, 2010 Author Report Posted February 19, 2010 Quit yellin, I know what I'm doin. Quote
Uncle-Pekka Posted February 19, 2010 Report Posted February 19, 2010 (edited) "Clear off skinhead, I am certanly not going to toss you a smoke!" Edited February 19, 2010 by Uncle-Pekka Quote
50 Deluxe Posted February 19, 2010 Report Posted February 19, 2010 Taste this! I'll call you back ! Quote
Job~Rated Posted February 19, 2010 Report Posted February 19, 2010 "Hmm, Russia looks like a safe bet!" ~ Adolf Hitler Quote
Don Coatney Posted February 19, 2010 Report Posted February 19, 2010 A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. A dyslexic man walked into a bra. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." Quote
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