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I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my Plymouth which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear fender.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Eastwood and try to repair it myself?

 

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Elderly couple texting

 

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell

phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a

no-nonsense guy.

 

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to

send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your

smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a

sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you."

 

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet.

Please advise.



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