kbuhagiar Posted May 22, 2011 Report Posted May 22, 2011 Hello Folks, Glad to see that everyone survived Doomsday. Up next: Various hasty explanations of why the world didn't end yesterday. Stay tuned... Quote
randroid Posted May 22, 2011 Report Posted May 22, 2011 kbuhagiar, This was on my lawn this morning. Oops, it didn't load onto the bucket. I'll fix that if anybody wants to see. Pants, shirt, socks and shoes, all empty. -Randy Quote
Joe Flanagan Posted May 22, 2011 Report Posted May 22, 2011 Thought I heard the four horsemen of the Apocalypse galloping down my street this morning. It turns out it was just the garbage truck. Quote
greg g Posted May 22, 2011 Report Posted May 22, 2011 I woke up with a stiff neck from sleeping in a wierd position, but then I got vertical OK. Car started lawn tractor worked. Internet still up or are we dreaming???? Quote
RobertKB Posted May 22, 2011 Report Posted May 22, 2011 I don't understand why people like that "doomsday idiot" are even given any kind of air time. How can anyone take him seriously? I guess the networks must be hard up for news. Now we have to wait and see if 2012 will be the end of the world. However, don't hold your breath and keep working on your cars! Quote
BeBop138 Posted May 22, 2011 Report Posted May 22, 2011 I knew it wasn`t the END-----because one hour before the end our Governor was going to inject a Rapture tax---LOL:D Quote
49 Dodge Dude Posted May 22, 2011 Report Posted May 22, 2011 Yup. Still here as far as I know. I made this up and posted to a forum I'm on - it seemed appropriate. Quote
bobjob55 Posted May 22, 2011 Report Posted May 22, 2011 don't forget that the Mayan calender ends in 2012 ... maybe they are right .... i guess that i won't hold mt breath on that one .... wasn't California going to fall into the ocean a few years back ?? Quote
Don Jordan Posted May 22, 2011 Report Posted May 22, 2011 I'm old enough... I'm ready. Bring it on. I just worry about the paper work. And is FEMA going to be responsible for the clean up? We'll see. Quote
Joe Flanagan Posted May 22, 2011 Report Posted May 22, 2011 Imagine. An eternity without stink bombs or whoopee cushions. Quote
hkestes41 Posted May 22, 2011 Report Posted May 22, 2011 I don't understand why people like that "doomsday idiot" are even given any kind of air time. How can anyone take him seriously? I guess the networks must be hard up for news. Now we have to wait and see if 2012 will be the end of the world. However, don't hold your breath and keep working on your cars! All anyone had to do was go to Matthew 24 the answer this socalled "Pastor's" claims are there in Jesus' own words. 3 Later, Jesus sat on the slopes of the Mount of Olives. His disciples came to him privately and asked, "When will all this take place? And will there be any sign ahead of time to signal your return and the end of the world?" 4 Jesus told them, "Don't let anyone mislead you. 5 For many will come in my name, saying, 'I am the Messiah.' They will lead many astray. 6 And wars will break out near and far, but don't panic. Yes, these things must come, but the end won't follow immediately. 7 The nations and kingdoms will proclaim war against each other, and there will be famines and earthquakes in many parts of the world. If all the select good people went somewhere I can only imagine how boring it would be where ever they went. Oh Don, Heaven will be far from boring. Those left behind will not be bored either, but because of the suffering not because they are having a party. Quote
Smokeybear Posted May 22, 2011 Report Posted May 22, 2011 I tied a robe tie around my ankle and then tied it to my wife's ankle as we were laying down to bed friday night. She said, what the hell are you doing, I said, "Just in case, you go and I don't, you can tow me up." Quote
greg g Posted May 22, 2011 Report Posted May 22, 2011 I've always been a bit skeptical about Christian math. For me it started with Easter, you know the On the third day he will rise from the dead. Always wanted to know how a Friday afternoon over night to Saturday, then over night to Sunday morning equalled 3 days?? Day and a half was stretching it. So following that model, the arc was either much bigger, or much smaller and 40 days and nights of rain was more like a week, and it cast into real doubt about who was counting loaves and fishes and people in attendance. With those examples of margin of error, any pronouncement about the end of days needs to be examined a bit more carefully regarding the math portion of the naming of a date. Quote
Dennis_MN Posted May 23, 2011 Report Posted May 23, 2011 I tied a robe tie around my ankle and then tied it to my wife's ankle as we were laying down to bed friday night. She said, what the hell are you doing, I said, "Just in case, you go and I don't, you can tow me up." As I read this I thought you perhaps should have tied it around her toe. Then I thought of the song "Why doesn't a tow truck haul toes?" Quote
rockable Posted May 23, 2011 Report Posted May 23, 2011 Was it supposed to be 6 PM EDT or CDT? I forget. No matter, I'm still here. Quote
Al B. Bach Posted May 23, 2011 Report Posted May 23, 2011 I always wondered, if the world is supposed to end in 2012 because the Mayan calendar ends then, does that mean that Microsoft has predicted that the world will end in 3000? Quote
RobertKB Posted May 23, 2011 Report Posted May 23, 2011 I always wondered, if the world is supposed to end in 2012 because the Mayan calendar ends then, does that mean that Microsoft has predicted that the world will end in 3000? Y3K? Quote
Martin53Cranbrook Posted May 23, 2011 Report Posted May 23, 2011 i am just bummed i didn't get to post-rapture loot Quote
Joe Flanagan Posted May 23, 2011 Report Posted May 23, 2011 I once saw a T-shirt that said, "Jesus is coming. Look busy." I don't think that's what they had in mind. Will there be time for post-Rapture looting? I suppose you have to report to wherever they send you immediately. Quote
Martin53Cranbrook Posted May 23, 2011 Report Posted May 23, 2011 I once saw a T-shirt that said, "Jesus is coming. Look busy." I don't think that's what they had in mind. Will there be time for post-Rapture looting? I suppose you have to report to wherever they send you immediately. are you kidding me? lol i aint going anywhere Quote
Desotodav Posted May 23, 2011 Report Posted May 23, 2011 So when is our next hurdle - 21 December 2012 according to the apocalypse theory of Nostradamos isn't it? I better hurry up and get my truck restoration project completed so that I have some time to enjoy the thing before it's all over! Desotodav Quote
Joe Flanagan Posted May 24, 2011 Report Posted May 24, 2011 I think the Mayans are on the hook for that one. Quote
bobjob55 Posted May 25, 2011 Report Posted May 25, 2011 we had a volcano start spewing smoke .... maybe his math is off by just a little ..... all good things must end someday .... BUT ,,, I AM NOT GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH !!!!!!!! Quote
ggdad1951 Posted May 25, 2011 Report Posted May 25, 2011 So when is our next hurdle - 21 December 2012 according to the apocalypse theory of Nostradamos isn't it?I better hurry up and get my truck restoration project completed so that I have some time to enjoy the thing before it's all over! Desotodav I'm hosting my annual holiday party with my friends that day/night....at least we'll go out drinking good homebrew if it happens! But I think we'll all be around on the 22nd. Quote
Powerhouse Posted May 25, 2011 Report Posted May 25, 2011 why doesn't anyone remember how dumb they looked when the dreaded Y2K scare didn't get fulfilled... sad but idiotic. If the media is covering this kind of foolishness...imagine the horrible stuff they are covering up...something bad is brewing that we aren't supposed to know about. This is not a new trend... Quote
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