If You Want A Good Chuckle

[Norm's Coupe]

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Edited September 5, 2009 by Norm's Coupe

[HalfdollarMayflower]

Click on this link. http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/cto/1307633001.html

"Classic Truck or Car Needed (okay' date=' wanted) - $3950

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I would like to buy a classic car or truck. Must run and drive good and be dependable. Would like to drive it to McDonalds Classic Car Shows and stuff. Of course I am not expecting a show car.

Must be an automatic, no newer than 1966 except I would entertain a Trans Am up to 1979. No project cars."

PLEASE, SOMEBODY MUST NEED SOME MONEY! Send pictures and complete info. I have cash."

[HalfdollarMayflower]

Gotta have that sweet non-project automatic pre-66 (or T/A up to '79) ride to impress the chicks at Mickey D's!

[Captain Neon]

If the guy wants to impress women, first he needs to learn how to drive. Any man that can't handle a stick shift and doesn't carry a pocket knife is no sort of man where I come from. LOL

[Dennis_MN]

A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley:

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?? (yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)

'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!

[mackster]

HA HA HA! I like that joke! ofcourse I dont have a harley but I always did good with the ladies

[rolliejoe]

because of your corvette?

[mackster]

because of your corvette?

Yup! ha ha ha! I wish!

[48Dodger]

The joke? brillant! lol

$3950...? Guess you can't blame a guy for tryin....bet he finds something. Depends on what his definition of "project car" is.

48D

[Don Coatney]

Norm;

Too bad you dont have an automatic in your car as this would be a good chance for you to sell it at a fair price and get that 58 shiverlay that you really want.

[pflaming]

There is a 75 Comet (Ford) out here in Maine. AT, PS, Fenderskirts, 6 cyl, Continental kit, two-tone red and white, WW. It only has 44,000 miles. Price $1,800. Maybe this is what the 'looker' needs.

[Plymouthy Adams]

that poor slob in PA who went on the health club shooting spree chould have owned a Harley or Corvette...still would have been a loser..but maybe a few more people would be alive today..