Young Ed Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song...... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces. . From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later. But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts, like you! Quote
48Dodger Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 lol...nice Ed. Mankind will reach the tranquil point of nirvana...and farts will still be funny. Or as my Dad would say "wonder wot wood happin if every kid in the world pulled thier dads finger at the same time?" ~48D Quote
Dennis Hemingway Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 I think he is trying to soften us up so we will join the POC and vote for him for POC President. Dennis:cool: Quote
Plymouthy Adams Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 my stock broker E. Nuff Mutton told me to hold my water and pass my gas.... Quote
steveplym Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 Is this Young Ed's first State of the Plymouth union address? I knew Don C was mentioned as a campaign manager, but I didn't know he was writing his speeches for him now. Quote
BobT-47P15 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Posted February 9, 2009 Seems like a lot of "hot air.":eek: Quote
RobertKB Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 One of my two year old grandson's first words was "fart". We sure have laughed over that. Quote
Don Coatney Posted February 10, 2009 Report Posted February 10, 2009 So what exactly is your message Young Ed? Us old farts want to know:eek: Quote
Young Ed Posted February 10, 2009 Author Report Posted February 10, 2009 I think the message was I'm young and you are....... Quote
Don Coatney Posted February 12, 2009 Report Posted February 12, 2009 I think the message was I'm young and you are....... apparently much wiser than the young:cool: Quote
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