Why Men Do Not Write Advice Columns Ot

[Don Coatney]

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up.

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Mrs. Sheila Lusk

Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.

Walter

[oldmopar]

Sounds like good advice to me.

[Dwight Pectol]

LOL now that is to funny DW

[Plymouthy Adams]

Don, I would like very much for the neighbor kids move in next to me..I will build an entire gym set for them....and deligently watch so they will not get injured while playing.

[mackster]

Laugh so hard, I couldn't even tell my wife why I was laughing so much!

[billwillard]

This wasn't Dons wife was it?

[Olddaddy]

It did seem a little self-confessional.............

[Brad Lustig]

This wasn't Dons wife was it?

One of them...

[Frank Blackstone]

Maybe if she had bought better underware like at Victori's Secret he would not feel so worthless and depressed. Always makes a woman I know feel better. Frank

[Tom Skinner]

Don,

If your wife would buy some new underware you could have her old, and feel

like fixing her car, and your sense of selfworth would return. (some make-up to)

Instead once again women are just making selfish demands and not sharing

or giving, but instead commanding and taking. When will they learn that we

men are sensitive creatures to?

Tom