Plymouthy Adams Posted May 25, 2011 Report Posted May 25, 2011 wife asks, "Could you please go to the Store for me and buy a carton of milk. And if they have eggs, get six." A short time later I'm back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks, "Why the heck did you buy six cartons of milk?" logical answer....."They had eggs". the eye will heal in a few days...but I made my point..!!!! Quote
Flatie46 Posted May 26, 2011 Report Posted May 26, 2011 Ha good one. I play dumb, they don't send you for things as much. Maybe I ain't playn' sometimes, same end result though. Quote
Don Coatney Posted May 26, 2011 Report Posted May 26, 2011 Another case of proper use of English. Reminds me of the story when my wife asked me to assist in helping her uncle Jack (get) off the horse he was riding. Quote
P-12 Tommy Posted May 26, 2011 Report Posted May 26, 2011 Holy crap! Good one Tim! You still should do standup! Tom Quote
LAKOTA169 Posted May 26, 2011 Report Posted May 26, 2011 "Don't send a man to the grocery store" Quote
Robert Horne Posted May 26, 2011 Report Posted May 26, 2011 Another case of proper use of English. Reminds me of the story when my wife asked me to assist in helping her uncle Jack (get) off the horse he was riding. Was the horse, "a high horse"???? Quote
TodFitch Posted May 26, 2011 Report Posted May 26, 2011 Another case of proper use of English. Reminds me of the story when my wife asked me to assist in helping her uncle Jack (get) off the horse he was riding. Was the horse, "a high horse"???? I was assuming it was a stallion.... Quote
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