Way...way...OT....Vasectomy???

[swiftshifter67]

Good afternoon fellas. I'm going to have to put the 53' cran on the backburner for a weekend. I am possibly going in for a vasectomy and was wanting to get info from you guys that have had one. Any side effects? Pros and cons, etc. Thanks for the Info.

[woodscavenger]

Just remember no matter how good you feel after the procedure don't go out and lift, run or work on your car! Get a bag of frozen peas and use them as an ice pack. If you follow orders for 36 hours you'll be fine....if not........can you say "cahones the size of Tejas!"

Mine was a breeze. No side effects to worry about after. Just do it!

[JIPJOBXX]

Hay no problems here either! After having twins the first time I thought I better get the old plumbing fixed.

[John Burke]

Well....my experience was a bit different....the Doc fergot, or did'nt want to, to use any painkiller before the cuts...I'm not joking this time...he had two male nurses hold me down...unbelieveable pain...the worst part was when he was done on one side, I knew he had another side to do...I was to dumn to complain till afterwards when I asked him about it...his reply pee's me off to this day..."If we made this to easy, then everyone would want it done"....30 years later I can brag and laugh about it...somewhat....John Burke

[Allan Faust]

Listen to Shane.... no work, no lifting, no nothing for 36-72 hrs... other than that... enjoy the afterwards..... (make sure you get the microscopy to be dang sure that houdini doesn't come through...)

Allan

[swiftshifter67]

Thanks for the imput guys. Thats exactly what the doc said. Frozen peas and no bench pressing transmissions. The procedure involves taking a valume 1 hr before cut time. then a non needle anisthetic. I have been hearing rumors about after the procedure, some men cannot "perform" or pitch tent. I don't know if it's true. Any problems there??

[Arthur1947]

My wife made me a big Hebrew National chili dog when I got back from having my procedure done. I told her mother what she served me and she couldn't stop laughing. Woman are evil:eek:

Best.

ARTHUR

[Grandadeo]

I had mine done so long ago they did it with a hammer and dull chisle. No side effects, did exactly what the doctor said. My son-in-law on the other hand spent a week on the couch in some level of pain but that's just him. DON'T FORGET there may be some of them swimmy things still lurking around in there after its done. We know a couple that have the proof of that.

Lee

[RobertKB]

I hear it makes a "vas deferens'

[swiftshifter67]

I guess I will wear a nice suit to the procedure.....I want to look impotant.....If i'm going to be impotant.

[randroid]

Swift,

Be sure to rent a tuxedo and hire a limo for the ride to-and-from. If you're going to be impotent you need to look impotent.

Sorry, but I couldn't resist that. I hope everything goes smooth and easy for you; you're to be commended for showing such responsibility.

-Randy

[Arthur1947]

Remember to relax for a good week, if you don't you might get a little testi.

Best.

A.

[Arthur1947]

After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So her husband went to his veterinarian and told him that his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. His doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it and put it in a beer can, then hold it can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Arkansas man said to the doctor "I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear and counting to 10 is gonna help me." "Trust me" said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held it up to his ear and began to count:

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on the other hand.

[Plymouthy Adams]

less pain..just make the little lady angry...you will not ever have a need for those babies again...maybe buy another old Plymouth...

[Don Coatney]

My GG Grandfather Archibald Coatney fathered at least 18 children over a 53 year time span with three different wives two of them being sisters. He was not shooting blanks well into his seventies. No Viagara in those days nor were there any other distractions such as TV, Radio, Vibrators, (not sure about BJ's), or electricity. Had Archibald clipped his twins I might not be here today. My son sprung for four and then got clipped. Tough dicision to make but good luck with it.

On a side note I have a good friend who went for a reversal having re-maried and wanting to trade recreation for procreation. He developed two basketball sized twins that lasted about a week before the doctor slam dunked them.

[Plymouthy Adams]

I hope them gals were not HIS sisters...sorry Don..you left that door open...my great grandfather was one not to leave any pea patch unplowed so to speak..he had two pregnant at one time..the women were first cousins....so Don..you see I came by this trait quite honest.....how be thing on the road?

[Don Coatney]

how be thing on the road?

Very busy week Tim;

The company gave me 280 thousand bucks to use testing the new latest program on the machine. The program failed so I had to count it all and give the money back. Took longer to count the money than it did to do the test.

[Plymouthy Adams]

280,000.00 and you still in Virginia...hello Lisa..two one way tickets to Rio..don't forget your medication..we may be gone for awhile...lol

[eric wissing]

Is this an extension of John Mulder's Shoot Range Thread?? Arthur, she could have made you some of those Vienna Sausages!!. Way off Topical but topical creams can help, so I have been told.Eric

[John Mulders]

Story with someone talking to someone who does this with camels?

So the guy says : "Easy, I get behind the camel, have two big rocks and bam!"

The other guys looks at him and asks : "Doesn't that hurt ?"

First one again :

"No, but you must make sure your fingers are not caught aswell !"

On the serious stuff:

Had no issues, didn't need anything to cool or so, just relax a couple of days.

For John Burke :

Great one, but if you would have tipped him you would be treated better

John

On the Range thread, hmm, didn't think it would develop like it did !

[Don Coatney]

Is this an extension of John Mulder's Shoot Range Thread?? Arthur, she could have made you some of those Vienna Sausages!!. Way off Topical but topical creams can help, so I have been told.Eric

At a pit stop made on my current road trip I parked next to a car that had a sign in the rear window "in your wildest dreams". As I got out of my truck I spotted a pair of handcuffs hanging from the rearview mirror. I thought this was a bit strange. Then as I returned to my truck I read the following on the front lisence plate "Noodle likes sausage head". I never did see the driver of this car.

[Norm's Coupe]

Good afternoon fellas. I'm going to have to put the 53' cran on the backburner for a weekend. I am possibly going in for a vasectomy and was wanting to get info from you guys that have had one. Any side effects? Pros and cons, etc. Thanks for the Info.

There is one big downside to it. What happens if you later decide you want another kid someday? No need to reply to that question, just putting it out there for someone your age.

[Plymouthy Adams]

most folks that have taken a few minutes to think..don't want another kid...I love my two kids..but sure am happy they out out of the nest...now is time for revenge..spoiling the grandkids..our little way of paying them back for what they did to us..

[Norm's Coupe]

most folks that have taken a few minutes to think..don't want another kid...I love my two kids..but sure am happy they out out of the nest...now is time for revenge..spoiling the grandkids..our little way of paying them back for what they did to us..

Tim, I will agree about the kids being out of the nest. But........we are older. swiftshifter is only 27 according to his profile. Between that age and about 45 a lot of life changing things can happen to change your mind. That's why I said what I did.

[Plymouthy Adams]

I was 25 when my first was born...29 for the second...looking back...have kids while you are younger..