OT..the letter you don't want to get OT

[Plymouthy Adams]

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will

forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

XXX

PS..your girlfriend called, she's pregnant..!

[randroid]

Tim,

At least she had the decency to write. With such thoughtfulness on her part who needs a stupid Corvette anyway? If she's gullible enough to buy that line of garbage you could always tell her that the 'girlfriend' who called is always confusing you with your evil twin and the wifey-poo has not a care in the world.

Good luck with that load of cobblers, but I don't see it as anything other than your best last chance.

-Randy

[Rodney Bullock]

Oh my, Why didn't she just shoot him or cut off his hand. Anything but that. Like the guy said in "American graffiti" 'Oh no not the car anything'

[moose]

Yeah, who needs a stupid Corvette when you've got a Ferrari? :eek:

[moose]

And by the way, how could that happen? Flying leap? There's no smashed fender on the Ferrari:confused:

[aero3113]

If she would have thought this out the Ferrari could have been hers in the divorce LoL.

[dezeldoc]

Aw heck that will buff right out!

Another along the same lines!!

My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54

years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value

you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you

will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening

with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don ' t be

Upset ---- I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty

about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to

remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math

teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you

read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my

students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile,

and like your secretary, is 18 years old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you

will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small

difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

Edited February 11, 2010 by dezeldoc

[41/53dodges]

alrighty then...

[Frank Elder]

I told the wife that when she turns 50 I am trading her in for 2 25 year olds. She said go ahead.....I'll collect on your life insurance after they give you heart attack!

[Plymouthy Adams]

wife asked me that..I told her the sports models were just for test driving..not worth bringing home..

[PatS....]

And by the way, how could that happen? Flying leap? There's no smashed fender on the Ferrari:confused:

The picture is actually the aftermath of a hurricane...can't recall which one. The truck was airborne when it was stopped by the garage wall:eek:

UPDATE

OK, I read somewhere a while back it was a hurricane....Rollie's link (below)to Snopes gives their version of the real story.

Edited February 12, 2010 by PatS....

[Rollie���]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/darling.asp

[Andydodge]

Is that the Ford pickup mating position?..........lol..........andyd