Light At The End Of The Tunnel

[1940plymouth]

This came in the mail yesterday for the Rhinebeck car show in May. In the mist of a long winter, not to mention cold day, it was a welcomed sight.

With the Lord willing and if the creek don't rise, I just may take the old Plymouth this year. I took the old girl there in '99.

Just wanted to share,

Bob

[Job~Rated]

I once saw a Light At The End Of The Tunnel....

Turned out it was my manager bringing me more work...

[Merle Coggins]

Gotta be careful... sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

[41/53dodges]

or some dude with a lawnmower on the train tracks...

[Reg Evans]

Or nearing the end of a colonoscopy.

[Merle Coggins]

Or nearing the end of a colonoscopy.

You have a sick mind Reg... I love it.

[Plymouthy Adams]

Aliens....!!!

[Reg Evans]

You have a sick mind Reg... I love it.

Well then fellow sicko, maybe a near death experience? Go towards the light.

[41/53dodges]

wow.

[Joe Flanagan]

Do not go towards the light if you are having a colonoscopy. Then you will have your head up your a**.

[thrashingcows]

Do not go towards the light if you are having a colonoscopy. Then you will have your head up your a**.

LOL.....

[Reg Evans]

Do not go towards the light if you are having a colonoscopy. Then you will have your head up your a**.

According to my wife I'm very use to that.

[Joe Flanagan]

So according to her, you should duck when you see the scope coming?

[BeBop138]

Do not go towards the light if you are having a colonoscopy. Then you will have your head up your a**.

Ah yes grasshopper a crainial rectal inversion---I fell asleep during mine, the junk to drink before was the worst........

[Niel Hoback]

Yeah, and there's a whole gallon of it for you, too.

[Joe Flanagan]

That stuff is legendary. I've never had to do it. One of those things I get to look forward to. Or is it backward?

When my father had a colonoscopy done, the doctor asked him if they could have his consent to allow a group of medical students to watch the procedure on a screen. They would be seeing what the scope was seeing. My father said it was OK with him. "Just make sure you beep your horn when you're going around the corner," he says.

So he finally has his colonoscopy and I was kind of razzing him about it. I asked him how it was and he says, "Undignified." That guy was a kick.

[Greenbomb]

I call it a "dignityectomy".

[Niel Hoback]

I don't remember anything after they they started the drip. I heard somebody tell me not to worry because they use "really good stuff". It must have been good because all I remember is waking up altho they said I wasn't asleep. Getting the "clean as a whistle" report was worth the discomfort.

[Joe Flanagan]

"Clean as a whistle" is relative. I'm glad to hear you're cancer free, of course, but I doubt the procedure was entirely "clean as a whistle."

"Dignity-ectomy" is right. You hand over your dignity once you put on that awful hospital gown. When the scoping starts, you've flushed it down the toilet. You leave the hospital with a little extra slouch in your shoulders that you didn't have before. Heh-heh.