Hearing aids

[pflaming]

My small soft plastic "umbrella sound control" kept staying in my ear canal. I found that the use of a small wad of cotton ball behind the mic to hold it in, improved my hearing by 100%, in volume and in clarity. Sounds are now real and clear. Will have a talk with my fitter next week. I certainly hope other HOH members are coping.  Sometimes I feel like joining a monistary, I now qualify in TWO ways! LOL 

[Plymouthy Adams]

7 hours ago, pflaming said:

My small soft plastic "umbrella sound control" kept staying in my ear canal. I found that the use of a small wad of cotton ball behind the mic to hold it in, improved my hearing by 100%, in volume and in clarity. Sounds are now real and clear. Will have a talk with my fitter next week. I certainly hope other HOH members are coping.  Sometimes I feel like joining a monistary, I now qualify in TWO ways! LOL 

make it three ways....take a vow of silence....?

[Dodgeb4ya]

What????

I didn't hear you?

[pflaming]

The monistary already requires such. Great Vino, good bread, ample pasta, and a chorus of singing nuns. H,m,m,m 

[Grdpa's 50 Dodge]

There was a cab driver who picked up a fare.  It was a nun in her habit.  As they drove down the street she asks the cabbie, "Why are you looking at me so much?"

  Cabbie says I always wanted  to kiss a nun.  She says if your single and a Catholic.  He says why yes I am.   She reluctantly agreed to this so he pulls over and they kiss so passionately it would make a hooker blush.

 

Cabbie says I cant stand to lie, I am married and Jewish

    nun says yeah my name is Kevin and I am late for my Halloween party, can we go now.

Edited November 4, 2018 by Grdpa's 50 Dodge