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I know this is getting kind of far off topic but at least around here in the DC area, one of the sure ways to find out whether there is any drug activity in your neighborhood is to look for the little tiny plastic ziploc bags they sell crack in. Probably about 3/4-inch square. You find them on the ground anyplace people are using the stuff. And for some reason, they're often green, which makes them easy to spot. And yes, I've heard Oxycontin called Hillbilly Heroin. But if that's considered a cheap thrill, what do you call huffing paint fumes in a paper bag? I guess that's like riding down the scale from Courvoisier to Popov vodka to Nyquil. Yikes.

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well Joe..the chugging of the Nyquil will qualify as the first "stupid act" as you call it..that stuff can mess ya up and be honest with you, you need not be working with power tools and solvents with that stuff in your system...dulls your senses and reflexes

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well Joe..the chugging of the Nyquil will qualify as the first "stupid act" as you call it..that stuff can mess ya up and be honest with you, you need not be working with power tools and solvents with that stuff in your system...dulls your senses and reflexes

I drove home home once after having my own get well cocktail of medicine that included: dayquil, nyquil, tylenol or aspirin I dont remember and one beer. . .maybe a tequila shot too. it was a long period of time maybe like 5 hours and I swear i was hearing ducks while driving home! I will never do that again. only take nyquil when you are home and dont mix it with anything but water!:)

Thats got to put me pretty up on the stupid scale...

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my wife cannot believe that I don't take tylenol and such..I have been know to chew a few aspirin..mostly I try to get to working and get my mind off the pain..most times I am successful and get by without medication of any sort..about the most I take is sinus tablet if I have a flare-up..and even then I don't take it till I get to work...I will not drive if I've popped one..they do make me drowsy and combined with the fact I run on about 4-6 hours sleep..not good so their effect is probably double..the law is getting more and more serious on the driving buzzed even to checking if you are on prescribed medicines..

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Well looks like the bone is harder than the nail, that had to hurt coming out! A guy where i used to work was using a compound miter saw and was cutting oak baseboard, insted of pushing the wood through the saw he was reaching under the blade and pulling it through, well his son came out and told him he had a phone call and he turned to look at him and wack 80% of the way through his arm!! he almost lost his arm and job! even though he did it at home the boss was not sure of letting him come back because a year earlier he had an accident at work involving tools and did not want the liabilty of him hurting or killing himself or someone else, this after 20+ years with the co! the guy was a heck of a mechanic but not much commom sense!

We had a guy hurt himself off-site, and we wouldn't let him back on-site until he was given 100% clearance by his physician. We did not want him to re-injure himself on-site and then we'd have been liable for his injury. I've seen too many suspicious on-site injuries. Get hurt at home, make it into work, and then claim to have gotten hurt at work so that we have to give him medical care and pay him while he's laid-up.

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my wife cannot believe that I don't take tylenol and such..I have been know to chew a few aspirin..mostly I try to get to working and get my mind off the pain..most times I am successful and get by without medication of any sort..about the most I take is sinus tablet if I have a flare-up..and even then I don't take it till I get to work...I will not drive if I've popped one..they do make me drowsy and combined with the fact I run on about 4-6 hours sleep..not good so their effect is probably double..the law is getting more and more serious on the driving buzzed even to checking if you are on prescribed medicines..

Yeah, I keep off the meds too. I have to be pretty bad off to even take some Goody's headache powder.

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I've never actually used Nyquil in the recreational sense. I was just trying to take the thread back to its original subject since I'm the one who steered it further off topic. Mackster, that's one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. You couldn't just take Dayquil, huh? Had to take Nyquil too. I have never heard ducks while under the influence, myself.

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Tim, I think you're talking about something a lot stronger than Nyquil. Come to think of it, wasn't that an episode of the Twilight Zone? Guy wakes up on his way home from a party to find a giant duck driving his car? If it wasn't, it should have been.

I usually never got the heaving deck sensation until I got home. A blessing, such as it was. If the bed was spinning, at least I knew I could stumble blindly to my own commode and "sell the Buick," as we used to say. At least I wasn't at someone else's place, hurling into their potted palm.

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Tim, I think you're talking about something a lot stronger than Nyquil. Come to think of it, wasn't that an episode of the Twilight Zone? Guy wakes up on his way home from a party to find a giant duck driving his car? If it wasn't, it should have been.

I usually never got the heaving deck sensation until I got home. A blessing, such as it was. If the bed was spinning, at least I knew I could stumble blindly to my own commode and "sell the Buick," as we used to say. At least I wasn't at someone else's place, hurling into their potted palm.

ok... I admit it! I hear ducks everytime I drink! :D there was a movie about a guy who saw a penguin and it kept on picking at him... :D

Im gona get the duck! I just have to keep drinking until he re-appears! this time im not gona let him drive me home!

and btw Joe, I had to take Dayquil and nyquil because they dont make afternoon-quil. at it was 5pm :D

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mackster,

I want to party with you, brother!

-Randy

Ranroid, you mean you want to party with us! the duck aint going nowhere...we talked about it and it was my fault, i was the only one drunk at that time. The Duck had to give me directions so I could get home. come party with us Ranroid! :D I have a feeling this duck can get us some chicks! :D

and Tim, the floor is spinning counter clockwise...slowly and steady. i think Im gona get off at the next stop.:D

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that may be in referrence to Adam Sandler and the movie: "Billy Madison"...

That's it! I dont recommend it, so watch it at your own risk... here is a little dumb crappy preview for you all..

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may be a crappy movie...but Veronica Vaughn is good consolation prize...by the way who would eat 32 sac lunches?

HA HA HA..good point Tim, the clip I posted is crappy, but I couldnt find another one. and veronica Vaughnn is hot! worth to watch just for her alone...:D

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