BigDaddyO Posted August 28, 2016 Report Posted August 28, 2016 Geez, has it been 50 years already? You bet yer sweet arse it has. 1 Quote
TodFitch Posted August 28, 2016 Report Posted August 28, 2016 Are you a turtle? I have been one for about 50 years. Still carry my card. Secret password required. If/when we meet in person, I guess I owe you a drink. Never got a card though, so maybe I am not bound by the rules. 1 Quote
William Davey Posted September 6, 2016 Report Posted September 6, 2016 6 hours ago, Bobacuda said: Two types of ship..... Submarines and targets! Quote
Don Coatney Posted September 6, 2016 Author Report Posted September 6, 2016 Just now, William Davey said: Two types of ship..... Submarines and targets! What they said was right on the Marco. Quote
Don Coatney Posted September 11, 2016 Author Report Posted September 11, 2016 A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super bowl. Box seats plus airline tickets and hotel accommodation. But he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding - so he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's Church in New York City at 5 pm. Her name's Brenda. She will be the one in the white dress. 5 Quote
Niel Hoback Posted September 11, 2016 Report Posted September 11, 2016 That's gonna be one short marriage. The game will be longer. Quote
Don Coatney Posted October 29, 2016 Author Report Posted October 29, 2016 Went to the doctor yesterday. The nurse asked me if I could tell her my full name and birth date. I told her I could. Quote
mrwrstory Posted November 21, 2016 Report Posted November 21, 2016 (edited) Philosophers of the 1900s ~ Jean Kerr...The only reason they say “Women and children first” is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Prince Philip...When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~ Emo Philips...A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. ~ Harrison Ford...Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. ~ Spike Milligan...The best cure for Sea Sickness is to sit under a tree. ~ Jean Rostand...Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger...Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars, but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. ~ WH Auden...We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. ~ Jonathan Katz... In hotel rooms, I worry; I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. ~ Johnny Carson...If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. ~ Warren Tantum... (School photo album).I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. ~ Steve Martin...Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearinga Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap. ~ Jimmy Durante...Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. ~ George Roberts...The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. Edited November 21, 2016 by mrwrstory 1 Quote
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