Don Coatney Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 Last night I had an interesting experience involving an "older" woman I met while sitting in a local bar. She looked pretty darn HOT for 66. She was drinking quite a bit and, while we were chatting, she came right out and asked me if he'd ever had a "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome. I said no, but she might be able to talk me into it. So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth and, looking directly into my eyes, says, "Tonight's your lucky night." How could I turn her down? We went to her place, she clicks on the hall light right as we enter and she shouts upstairs: "Mom! You still awake?" Quote
John Burke Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 Oh my....the bottom of the barrel has been reched by Mr. Coatney...john:p Quote
John Reddie Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 Hey Don, That is really funny. Thanks for posting it. Hey I am 66 too so maybe I am in luck too. John R Quote
Plymouthy Adams Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 Don...be sure to take a bottle of oxygen and some vitamins..sounds like you may be in need of both before its over... Quote
Rodney Bullock Posted December 30, 2007 Report Posted December 30, 2007 Oh My, so how did it go! Quote
BeBop138 Posted December 31, 2007 Report Posted December 31, 2007 Some what the same thing happened at the local VFW. A guy came in and sat down two stools from me and orders a shot and a beer. When he finishes he looks in to his shirt pocket---then orders another round. Well this goes on for four rounds and I had to ask the fella why he looked into his pocket when he finished:confused: ---he said he has a picture of his wife in there and when she starts looking good he goes home.........oh boy!! Quote
Plymouthy Adams Posted December 31, 2007 Report Posted December 31, 2007 Man goes to well heeled brothel..knocks on the door and when the madam answers he says, I want your ugliest girl and a baloney sandwich. Madam says , hey..let me fix you up with a steak and one of my better girls. Nope, want your ugliest girl and a baloney sandwich. Madam says if it is a question of money we can work something out..what you say? Man say no, I want your ugliest girl and a baloney sandwich..you see,he says, I'm not horny..I'm homesick.. sitting out next two ... Quote
55 Fargo Posted December 31, 2007 Report Posted December 31, 2007 The 66 yo woman would be classified as a Panther, 50 and older, which follows the Cougar phase, about 35 to 50, these titles being for more experienced Ladies. Hmmm, Mom must be a Sabretoothless then...................heehaw Quote
mackster Posted December 31, 2007 Report Posted December 31, 2007 The 66 yo woman would be classified as a Panther, 50 and older, which follows the Cougar phase, about 35 to 50, these titles being for more experienced Ladies. Hmmm, Mom must be a Sabretoothless then...................heehaw I spit out my food! That is funny! Sabretoothless.....I bet she can do one thing REALLY well! HA HA HA! Quote
vanbuskirk Posted December 31, 2007 Report Posted December 31, 2007 And asks for the youngest girl in the house. "Sorry, I can not do that." said the madam. "Why?" asked the lesbian. "We don't serve minors to liquors" Sorry, but you guys started this. Bob Quote
55 Fargo Posted December 31, 2007 Report Posted December 31, 2007 YEE Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, good for a laugh, the gummy ole sabretooth I spit out my food! That is funny! Sabretoothless.....I bet she can do one thing REALLY well! HA HA HA! Quote
Tony Cipponeri Posted December 31, 2007 Report Posted December 31, 2007 Oh My What Have We Come Too!!!!!! Lol Tony C Quote
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