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You are driving down the road in your big butt business coupe on a wild,

stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see

three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing

that there could only be one passenger in your car?

Think seriously about this before you continue

reading.

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually

used as part of a job application. You could pick up

the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus

you should save her first. Or you could take the old

friend because he once saved your life, and this would

be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you

may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants)

had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply

answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend

and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would

stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of

my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our

stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think

Outside of the Box."

HOWEVER....

The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put

her out of her misery, have your way with the perfect partner on the hood

of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

.......Jeez, I just love happy endings!

Posted

Don...and just where is Lisa that you would be out driving your big butt coupe on a stormy night..this in itself has the makings of a neer-do-well...and the answer is...pick all them up..gee..it is a big butt coupe..I can get maybe 5-6 mothers-in-law in the back of mine.

Posted
Don...and just where is Lisa that you would be out driving your big butt coupe on a stormy night..this in itself has the makings of a neer-do-well...and the answer is...pick all them up..gee..it is a big butt coupe..I can get maybe 5-6 mothers-in-law in the back of mine.

Tim;

Lisa is home cooking supper as a good wife should be. Me, a neer-do-well???????????? Zactly how many mother-in-laws do you have with your multiple wife status:confused:

Posted

Always lots of room in these old buggy's. While stationed at Granite City Army Depot, Illinois a few of us decided to take our dates on a picnic. Got 10 people in the car (4 door 52 Dodge) including myself. Four in the front, 6 in the back seat.:D By the time we got to the park for the picnic it started raining. So.....we had the picnic in the car.:( For some strange reason, no one seemed to mind though.;)

Posted
Always lots of room in these old buggy's. While stationed at Granite City Army Depot' date=' Illinois a few of us decided to take our dates on a picnic. Got 10 people in the car (4 door 52 Dodge) including myself. Four in the front, 6 in the back seat.:D By the time we got to the park for the picnic it started raining. So.....we had the picnic in the car.:( For some strange reason, no one seemed to mind though.;)[/quote']

Norm;

Care to SPLAIN why?:D :D :D

Posted

Don,

Sorta' like what would you do when you found that suitcase full of hunnert dollar bills in a motel closet. No one knows you've found it and you'll never have to tell anyone. Should you:

a. run home and share the good news with mamma

b. mail momma a post card - from Venezualia

c. call your pastor/priest and donate it all to the church

d. buy your dream yacht and SAIL to Venezualia

e. bury it all in the back yard under the dog house. Buy a mean dog and feed him raw meat

f. donate it all to this (ahemmmmm - gulp) forum . . . . . .

Posted
Don, everybody knows you would not be caught dead in a rain storm with that pretty car! I'd pull over til it stopped raining:o

Not true Rodney;

She is a driver rain or shine;)

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