Don Coatney Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 You are driving down the road in your big butt business coupe on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think seriously about this before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams." Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box." HOWEVER.... The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have your way with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers. .......Jeez, I just love happy endings! Quote
Plymouthy Adams Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Don...and just where is Lisa that you would be out driving your big butt coupe on a stormy night..this in itself has the makings of a neer-do-well...and the answer is...pick all them up..gee..it is a big butt coupe..I can get maybe 5-6 mothers-in-law in the back of mine. Quote
Don Coatney Posted April 23, 2007 Author Report Posted April 23, 2007 Don...and just where is Lisa that you would be out driving your big butt coupe on a stormy night..this in itself has the makings of a neer-do-well...and the answer is...pick all them up..gee..it is a big butt coupe..I can get maybe 5-6 mothers-in-law in the back of mine. Tim; Lisa is home cooking supper as a good wife should be. Me, a neer-do-well???????????? Zactly how many mother-in-laws do you have with your multiple wife status:confused: Quote
Norm's Coupe Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Always lots of room in these old buggy's. While stationed at Granite City Army Depot, Illinois a few of us decided to take our dates on a picnic. Got 10 people in the car (4 door 52 Dodge) including myself. Four in the front, 6 in the back seat. By the time we got to the park for the picnic it started raining. So.....we had the picnic in the car. For some strange reason, no one seemed to mind though. Quote
Normspeed Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Good post Don. BUT.. (and that's a BIG BUT).. If my old friend cracked up my coupe, I might have to beat him severely with the old lady. Quote
Don Coatney Posted April 23, 2007 Author Report Posted April 23, 2007 Always lots of room in these old buggy's. While stationed at Granite City Army Depot' date=' Illinois a few of us decided to take our dates on a picnic. Got 10 people in the car (4 door 52 Dodge) including myself. Four in the front, 6 in the back seat. By the time we got to the park for the picnic it started raining. So.....we had the picnic in the car. For some strange reason, no one seemed to mind though.[/quote']Norm; Care to SPLAIN why? :D Quote
Norm's Coupe Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Norm;Care to SPLAIN why? :D Don, you will have to use your imagination on that one. Quote
Olddaddy Posted April 23, 2007 Report Posted April 23, 2007 Don, I am happy to see we are moral and ethical equals, bless you brother! Quote
Merle Coggins Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 That's an interesting dilemma, Don. While you're driving, and dealing with moral dilemma's, try this one... Quote
Plymouthy Adams Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 base on the black and yellow caution to the right..I feel it is only prudent to follow this young lady till I can at least determine the reason for the caution... Quote
Norm's Coupe Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 I think I would have to follow that bike for awhile to make sure that person didn't break any traffic laws. Then when they did, I think I'd be shucking my public and moral duty if I didn't make a citizens arrest. Quote
grey beard Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 Don, Sorta' like what would you do when you found that suitcase full of hunnert dollar bills in a motel closet. No one knows you've found it and you'll never have to tell anyone. Should you: a. run home and share the good news with mamma b. mail momma a post card - from Venezualia c. call your pastor/priest and donate it all to the church d. buy your dream yacht and SAIL to Venezualia e. bury it all in the back yard under the dog house. Buy a mean dog and feed him raw meat f. donate it all to this (ahemmmmm - gulp) forum . . . . . . Quote
Rodney Bullock Posted April 24, 2007 Report Posted April 24, 2007 Don, everybody knows you would not be caught dead in a rain storm with that pretty car! I'd pull over til it stopped raining:o Quote
Don Coatney Posted April 24, 2007 Author Report Posted April 24, 2007 Don, everybody knows you would not be caught dead in a rain storm with that pretty car! I'd pull over til it stopped raining:o Not true Rodney; She is a driver rain or shine;) Quote
Normspeed Posted April 25, 2007 Report Posted April 25, 2007 Sorry folks, you lost me at this one. What were you saying? Quote
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