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Just got the following in an email. Thought I would share it.

This about sums it up. Wonder where we went wrong??

School 1967 vs 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking

lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to his

car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2007 - School goes into lock down, and FBI is called. Jack is hauled off to

jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for

traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up

best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody is arrested; nobody is expelled.

2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and

charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the principal.

He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is diagnosed with ADD and given huge doses of Ritalin.

Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a

learning disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his dad gives

him a whipping with his belt.

1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,

and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in foster

care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she

remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom

has affair with psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1967 - Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock.

2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations.

Car is searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear

nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for

graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school

system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum.

Pedro is given a diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living

because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts

them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.

1967 - Ants die.

2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI

called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates

parents; siblings are removed from home; computers confiscated. Johnny's

dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.

He is found crying by his teacher, Heather. Heather hugs him to comfort

him.

1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2007 - Heather is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.

She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of

therapy.

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Norm..I would say that is the first intelligent contribution you have published here...but dang them hubcaps were cute...

SAD BUT TRUE

Come on Tim;

I have seen Norm cut and paste at least a couple of other intellingent things:D

Sorry Norm. Tim opened the door and I had to come in....

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Got to love Norm..he takes a beating here and comes right back..right down to having the best passing lane in his driveway amoung all of us...be honest with you, he sure helps keep things hopping...

I heard he had yellow dotted lines in his driveway too. But a solid yellow line on the parking side so he can pass as he leaves the garage. End of the driveway is a sign making it legal to make a U-turn. No mile markers but foot markers so he knows how many feet he has gone and how long it will take to get back to the garage.

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Number four sounds fairly familiar. Change to take on brothers kids after he dies. Mother is very abusive, than State decides you are a abuser not mother end up fighting in court and called names. Call state worker (loud voice) Nazi baby killer in court (always wonder why I never was arrested). Still raising kids, one coming along nicely the other has major problems. Sad, but is so true in today world.

Norm do not take this wrong as I have learned to laugh at all this (family page)

Thanks Norm for bring back found memories.;)

Add to list:

State worker saying that at three and four it is normal to be sexual active.

I get carried away.

Ed.

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and people wonder why i spend so much time with my cars. they, at least, don't steal from me, lie to me, cheat on me, call me names behind my back, or run up my phone bill, light bill, or eat up my groceries. the more time i spend with my cars, the less time i have to watch more and more depressing news on TV. i have become an "old codger", a "hermit", due to the simple fact that i'm seeing the society we live in become irresponsible and ignorant and completely happy to indulge itself in it's laziness. i have my wife, my 'coon, our dog, and my cars. and this forum of old car nuts to chat with!

take that however it fits; you may be an "old CAR nut" or you MAY be an "old car NUT".....

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Nice to see I'm not the only one who thinks we should go back to the old ways of handling things.

Tim & Don, FYI you don't know how close to some future plans of mine you came with your statements. Thinking about repairing the garage floor and seal coating it next year (if I have the time) with my products. Floor will be done in black coating and I have been thinking about putting a yellow line with the safety yellow coating down the center to keep the wife on her side when the coupes out of the garage.:D Also mark off around the work bench and along the sides of the garage with the same yellow. Did a quick lube shop that way back in the late 80's. Looked real sharp. May even add a little glass beads instead of silica for slip resistance. That way, the glass beads will sparkle when the light hits it.:D

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Man..........I can't say anything here.....but I am on the floor laughin' my XSS off..............you guys are tooooo funny...all of you! Man, this is got to be the best forum I've ever been privy too.....But man, you guys crack me up! I can't wait till I've been here longer.....so I can chime in.......but c'mon you guys.....my side hurts!

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Norm, if you fix upyour place that nice, you'll have to hire a guard to keep youfrom getting it dirty. Kind of like that naked guy my wife keeps in the closet. She says he's there to guard her clothes. I guess so, I only see him when I come home late at night.

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Niel

My reasoning is not like many others dressing up their garage floors. Most people do it just because they want it to look nice. I'm more or less doing it out of necessity. My garage floor has been cracked and uneven for years. Outside of that the surface is good. However, it already looks like a spider web on the floor where I've filled in the cracks. After I level off the uneven parts it will really look bad in there with the patches here and there. So.........that's why I plan on coating the floor afterward, to hide all the patches. By using the black coating I won't have to worry about any grease or oil spots on the floor, they'll blend right in.:D All I'll be trying to do is make it all one color.

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