Plymouthy Adams Posted February 17, 2014 Report Posted February 17, 2014 (edited) Street crime is down...police relate lower street crime rate to hoodlums concentrating on filing false IRS returns at this time... wonder if you can deduct your Saturday night special, lock pick, Hoodies, brass knuckles, rope, duct tape and ammo as tools of the trade..do they write off their apartment as a place of business for a tax deduction....inquiring minds want to know (who comes up with these statistics) wife is off work with TV on or else I would never have heard this foo foo noise they call news I think I will go back outside where there is at least one tree in the orchard I am sure I have not banged my head into repeatedly (my personal reflection would be that the back to back cold snaps have the silly animals indoors and too lazy to face the elements for a living albeit illegally) Edited February 17, 2014 by Plymouthy Adams Quote
48Dodger Posted February 18, 2014 Report Posted February 18, 2014 "I think I will go back outside where there is at least one tree in the orchard I am sure I have not banged my head into repeatedly" Tim Adams There's gotta be one tree left in the yard I haven't banged my head into repeatedly.... Got at least one tree left I haven't banged my head over an over on... Only one tree left in the yard to bang my head on.... denting my head with the last tree in the yard...... Nope.....I couldn't have said it better! lol 48D Quote
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