OT but could not resist...

[dontknowitall]

JIMMY JOE BOB's NEW TRUCK:

One day, Jimmy Joe Bob was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"

"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.

"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want'.

So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit ya!"

Have a GREAT day!

[buds truck]

so Bubba and a friend were out hunting, they came upon a lovely gal sitting on a stump wearing nothing but what God gave her. Bubba asked her "are you game"? She said yes, so he shot her.......

you have a GREAT day too

[Plymouthy Adams]

realizing only seconds later what he had done he grabs her up and rushes to the hospital..pacing back and forth outside the emergency room door he waits for word on her condition, finally the doctor emerges and Bubba asks, "is she gonna be alright doc?" the doctor repies, "she would have stood a better change if she had not been field dressed first"

[carls 49]

put a smile on my face, thanks. could have been blonde jokes.