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Restaurants is for breakfast when you are:

A) not awake yet

B) to hungover to argue with the toaster

C) hungry and haven't been to bed yet

Besides just when you start having a good time, the other customers complain about the language and nudity and the manager asks you to leave.

Hmmmmmm.............

1) I've never been in a restaurant when I wasn't awake.

2) Don't drink, so never been hungover to argue with the toaster. But.....wouldn't you have to still be drunk to argue with a toaster?:confused:

3) Always make sure I get a good nights sleep (in a bed, in a building) before I'm ready to eat breakfast.

If you keep your cloths on and watch the language, the manager will not ask you to leave.:)

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