Ot And A Fun Blond Joke

[JIPJOBXX]

I guarantee this will make you BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me.

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh...

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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

[Captain Neon]

Jon, isn't your wife blonde? Is this a personal anecdote?

[Robin (UK)]

That's nothing.

I once completed a puzzle in only 6 months and it said 3-5 years on the box!!!

[BobT-47P15]

She must have been related to the other blond who discovered her house

was on fire, called the fire department, and when they asked "how do

we get to your house".....she said, "well, duh, you have that big red

truck".

[grey beard]

Mebby she was the same lady who received her very own cell phone from her lovin' husband for Christmas. Next week, while at the beauty parlor, she gets a call from him. When she answered, she asked, ""How did you know I was here?"

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . .