Confucius Say's!!!

[JIPJOBXX]

Confucius Say. It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you

Confucius Say. A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise

Confucius Say. It is better to lose a lover than love a loser

 

Confucius Say. Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy

 

Confucius Say. Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn’t know if he's coming or going

Confucius Say. A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts

Confucius Say. Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest

 

Confucius Say. Viagra is like Disneyland ... a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride

 

Confucius Say. It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want

 

Confucius Say. A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it

 

Have a great day!....

 

 

 

[wdoland]

Also, Confucius say: Man who farts in church, sits in own pew.

[BobT-47P15]

Evidently Confucious said a lot of stuff....some of which seem a bit ahead of his time

[ChrisRice]

Confucius say baseball wrong. Man with four balls can not walk.

Confucius say he who stands on toilet, high on pot.