BobT-47P15 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Posted May 11, 2007 Have you heard about the haphazard gardener??? He does everything by trowel and error. Quote
Guest 50Plymouth Posted May 13, 2007 Report Posted May 13, 2007 I thought it was great. .. but then again once when on a cruise mid-winter was most interested in Mr. Bean reruns on the tv in the tiny room For variety, when the family has already heard it (and runs away) when you bring it up just switch gardener for "brick layer" or even "sheet rock installer" That one was so good I just may have to file it away for a sermon illustration someday.. am I more tired than I realize? Quote
Normspeed Posted May 13, 2007 Report Posted May 13, 2007 50Plym, it's interesting to see the wide swath of folks this forum represents. Now, did you hear the one about the ... just kidding. Quote
mackster Posted May 13, 2007 Report Posted May 13, 2007 Why was tigger and piglet looking into the toilet? They were looking for POOH! Corny I know but I heard it from a fifth grader are YOU smarter than a fifth greater? I am not...MKSTR! Quote
Normspeed Posted May 13, 2007 Report Posted May 13, 2007 Mackster thst is disgusting and gross, just like what did Mr. Spock find in the Starship Enterprise toilet? The Captain's Log. Quote
Guest rockabillybassman Posted May 13, 2007 Report Posted May 13, 2007 BobT..... you're right! BTW: How's the gigs going? Quote
Don Coatney Posted May 13, 2007 Report Posted May 13, 2007 You asked for it. Here is a bit of poetry my dad wrote. Quote
Guest 50Plymouth Posted May 13, 2007 Report Posted May 13, 2007 You asked for it. Here is a bit of poetry my dad wrote. This really does bring potty humor to a whole new level. Quote
Allan Faust Posted May 13, 2007 Report Posted May 13, 2007 Mackster thst is disgusting and gross, just like what did Mr. Spock find in the Starship Enterprise toilet? The Captain's Log. Ok, then why is toilet paper like Star Trek...... they both circle Uranus searching for Klingons...... Allan Quote
Reg Evans Posted May 13, 2007 Report Posted May 13, 2007 Did ya hear about the guy who used too much shoe polish on his shoes and rectum? Quote
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