Chester Brzostowski Posted September 2, 2011 Report Posted September 2, 2011 I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. It doesn’t get any worst then that !!! Chet… Quote
randroid Posted September 2, 2011 Report Posted September 2, 2011 Chet, That's sick and wrong! I loved it. -Randy Quote
Rodney Bullock Posted September 2, 2011 Report Posted September 2, 2011 (edited) Chet you are so wild:p stop thinking about the world. W.C. fields said it best "life, your lucky to get out of it alive":D Edited September 2, 2011 by Rodney Bullock Quote
Don Coatney Posted September 2, 2011 Report Posted September 2, 2011 Chet; I also felt depressed and called the "hot line". I got your wife????? Quote
Olddaddy Posted September 2, 2011 Report Posted September 2, 2011 Well, I call so often that when they ask me what I need I just say "the usual" and they take it from there........................40 years in the workplace and poorer than the day I started.......... Quote
PhilJohnson Posted September 4, 2011 Report Posted September 4, 2011 I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. It doesn’t get any worst then that !!!Chet… Ha, that wasn't what I was expecting Quote
Flatie46 Posted September 4, 2011 Report Posted September 4, 2011 Chet you are so wild:p stop thinking about the world. W.C. fields said it best "life, your lucky to get out of it alive":D I thought Buggs Bunny said that. Quote
Chester Brzostowski Posted September 6, 2011 Author Report Posted September 6, 2011 Chet;I also felt depressed and called the "hot line". I got your wife????? Melissa was wondering what you meant ? She didn't understand the joke ? Chet... Quote
Don Coatney Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 Melissa was wondering what you meant ? She didn't understand the joke ?Chet... Sorry I should have explained. Inside joke. If I tell my wife I am depressed she gets excited and loads the gun for me. Quote
Uncle-Pekka Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. It doesn’t get any worst then that !!!Chet… That was a sad one... Now I am depressed too... p.s. Did you signed up? Quote
Chester Brzostowski Posted September 6, 2011 Author Report Posted September 6, 2011 That was a sad one... Now I am depressed too...p.s. Did you signed up? No, the 40 virgins was definitely a turn off. 10 sluts would have been way more appealing. Chet… Quote
Uncle-Pekka Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 No, the 40 virgins was definitely a turn off. 10 sluts would have been way more appealing.Chet… I agree. Personally, I'd settle with two proper sluts and a driveable '41 Chrysler straight eight (not for the job, but to enjoy ever after) However, this turns out an evil circle: When I think of the sluts and the chrysler, I'am no longer depressed thus not qualified for the job, thus no reward either... Quote
Don Coatney Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 No, the 40 virgins was definitely a turn off. 10 sluts would have been way more appealing.Chet… My thoughts too. Glad you did not say 10 plus 1 goat:D Quote
Andydodge Posted September 6, 2011 Report Posted September 6, 2011 Well thanks a lot Chet & Don.......lol..........this topic still didn't do me any good.......my wife still has my gonads for earrings..............lol..........anyway at least you guys bring a smile to my face.........lol...........regards, andyd Quote
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