Had to share! OT

[Job~Rated]

While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded," You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog!

Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning.

So just do it and be off with you."

The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.

His willy was gone, his knees were broken and he had no health insurance.

God is good.

[Joe Flanagan]

Hilarious, hilarious. Good joke. But you may be in trouble.

[JoelOkie]

  Joe Flanagan said:

Hilarious, hilarious. Good joke. But you may be in trouble.

No doubt, Joe...seems there are at least a couple of guys that have developed the nasty habit of running to the webmaster to tattle about anything they don't personally like as of late...Joel

[dezeldoc]

Thats a great one, i almost spit my soda out!

(I thought rosie o'donnell was gonna be in there!)

[Niel Hoback]

How could you not llike that? After all, he got what he wanted AND deserved!

[claybill]

i heard that these 3 tenneseans are out lookin' for Bin Laden...

bill

[randroid]

Job~Rated,

For what it's worth, I'm one of those 'Liberal Democrats' so many folks don't seem to appreciate to the fullest, and I split my gut laughing!

-Randy