Enjoy Your Car While You Can

[PatS....]

An Eyeful a Day Keeps the Doctor Away by: Jonathan Hayter

by: Jonathan Hayter

Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals.

Researchers have discovered that a 10 minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.

A five year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr. Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30 minute aerobics workout.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

She added that sexy stars like Dolly Parton, Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith and Demi Moore had proved to be especially good for the men's health.

[steveplym]

An Eyeful a Day Keeps the Doctor Away by: Jonathan Hayter

by: Jonathan Hayter

Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals.

Researchers have discovered that a 10 minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.

A five year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr. Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30 minute aerobics workout.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

She added that sexy stars like Dolly Parton, Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith and Demi Moore had proved to be especially good for the men's health.

Wonder if I can get the wife to buy this?

[JerseyHarold]

Do you think the American Dairy Association can somehow tie that report in to an ad campaign?

(I can't believe I just wrote this.....)

[Reg Evans]

Well....that splains why I saved this auction and refer to it several times a day.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/VINTAGE-BORG-DASH-CLOCK-DODGE-CHRYSLER-PLYMOUTH-DeSOTO_W0QQitemZ230218747078QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item230218747078

[Rodney Bullock]

WOW, I just did what equals 5 hours in a gym. lets see it's friday so if I can get lucky I won't have to exercise until June, oh my!

[steveplym]

Well....that splains why I saved this auction and refer to it several times a day.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/VINTAGE-BORG-DASH-CLOCK-DODGE-CHRYSLER-PLYMOUTH-DeSOTO_W0QQitemZ230218747078QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item230218747078

I've been noticing those auctions lately Rodney. Good way to get people to look at your auctions I guess.

[Rodney Bullock]

Right, when we look at TV that how they sell almost everythingIt makes you take a second look.

[Normspeed]

Yup, they should include photos of Mopar clocks in more advertising!