It's Too Serious Here Lately........So (OT)

[Norm's Coupe]

Time for a chuckle!

Four Worms and a lesson

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would

add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette

smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate

syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean

soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported

the following results:

The first worm in alcohol ----Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke--- Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup----Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil ---- Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -

"What can you learn from this demonstration?"

Maxine was setting in the back, quickly raised her

hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you

won't have worms!

[55 Fargo]

Love it Norm Love it, this place is a bit too serious lately, we need to yuck it up a bit with the OT comments. PS is the worm in the bottle of Mescal dead or passed out

[Powerhouse]

thanks for that one...hahaha...good clean fun is always the best kind.

[Uncle-Pekka]

Ha ha haa,

Fun can be good clean, but it can also be dirty & low down...

I'll give you an example right now:

" A small black boy lived a short and miserable life in a ghetto. He died on diseases and hunger at age of five. In the gates of the heaven Good God addressed him; "Cometh' here, we'll give you the wings!"

"Gosh", said the small black boy and dryed his tears, "will I be an angel now?"

"Nope", said God, "A bat."

[Uncle-Pekka]

Oops,

Was that me or myself who posted the bad joke yesterday nite?

I repent. Here is another story that may help to forgive me that;

It's been told that the war time PM of U.K., Sir Winston Churchill was liberate on spririts. Thus once on a coctail party he rudely remarked an elderly dame; "You are ugly!"

The dame replied, "Sir Winston! You are drunk!"

Churchill continued; "Correct. However, tomorrow I will be sober, yet you are still ugly."

Now, you ask yourself, what this story has to do with a stupid finn who lets frogs out of his mouth?

Well, yesterday I was drunk, today I am not (as much) drunk, but still ugly!

[Normspeed]

Love it Norm Love it, this place is a bit too serious lately, we need to yuck it up a bit with the OT comments. PS is the worm in the bottle of Mescal dead or passed out

I've got a bottle of that stuff, and I swear, the level keeps dropping even though I haven't had a drop of it. And, the worm seems to be smiling.