brian hood Posted December 8, 2009 Report Posted December 8, 2009 (edited) The other day I was in my shop working. My wife and 6yr old son came out to the shop to watch me. My wife (a geek math teacher that thinks cars are for beer gut Bubba’s) said, “Hey, that’s a transmission.” I stated that I was impressed. She said, “Well I have been reading those books that you leave in the bathroom.” I said, “Oh! you mean my car porn” ( yes I am a smart a_ _ ). My son asked, “What is car porn?” With a deer in the head light look I was stuck. My wife looked at me and told me to explain to him what I was talking about. Without missing a beat I said, “You seen that car over there? It does not have any paint on the fender. The body is naked.” That was close! Brian Edited December 8, 2009 by brian hood spelling Quote
Niel Hoback Posted December 8, 2009 Report Posted December 8, 2009 Having kids around will teach you to think on your feet. Good job. Quote
Robert Horne Posted December 9, 2009 Report Posted December 9, 2009 Brian, make sure to keep your hub caps on, or your young one may say , "Look the nuts are showing, car porn" Quote
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