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Had a buddy try a new deodorant... it didn't do anything to hide the smell, just made him invisible...

Everybody wanted to know where the smell was coming from.

 

One time I was out walking in the rain and found a half drowned skunk and took it home..

I told my wife we'd let the critter sleep with us to stay warm.

She said "what about the smell?"

I said "If I can get used to ya, so can he."

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4 hours ago, CURT LEE said:

Had a buddy try a new deodorant... it didn't do anything to hide the smell, just made him invisible...

Everybody wanted to know where the smell was coming from.

 

One time I was out walking in the rain and found a half drowned skunk and took it home..

I told my wife we'd let the critter sleep with us to stay warm.

She said "what about the smell?"

I said "If I can get used to ya, so can he."

 

 

And the divorce lawyer said to the judge- -

 

Whatever she wants_

 

judge- I agree!   ?

 

DJ

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My brother-in-law was walking down the road when I pulled up next to him, I noticed he only had one shoe on..

"Bill; did ya lose a shoe?" I asked..

 

He grinned a grin you could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence with and replied; 

"Naw, shucks, I FOUND one!"

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Went to visit my buddy Bob in the hospital. Saw him with both arms and legs in a cast, his face and chest looked like someone took an angle grinder to him. 

"Sweet Jesus I cried out what happened to him?"

His friend John that was in the room, said "you know. it's kinda funny. We went out hunting and found this cave. We went inside and there was this bear lying in the floor. Bob looks at me and says in a loud voice, "you think it's dead or just asleep?

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23 minutes ago, soth122003 said:

Went to visit my buddy Bob in the hospital. Saw him with both arms and legs in a cast, his face and chest looked like someone took an angle grinder to him. 

"Sweet Jesus I cried out what happened to him?"

His friend John that was in the room, said "you know. it's kinda funny. We went out hunting and found this cave. We went inside and there was this bear lying in the floor. Bob looks at me and says in a loud voice, "you think it's dead or just asleep?

that story confirms that John can run much faster than Bob...!

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