Plymouthy Adams Posted August 5, 2023 Report Posted August 5, 2023 My neighbor sprayed his Chevy with rust remover..good stuff.... 1 2 Quote
Merle Coggins Posted August 6, 2023 Report Posted August 6, 2023 Must have been a Wisconsin or Minnesota car. 1 Quote
Curt Lee Posted August 8, 2023 Report Posted August 8, 2023 Had a buddy try a new deodorant... it didn't do anything to hide the smell, just made him invisible... Everybody wanted to know where the smell was coming from. One time I was out walking in the rain and found a half drowned skunk and took it home.. I told my wife we'd let the critter sleep with us to stay warm. She said "what about the smell?" I said "If I can get used to ya, so can he." 2 Quote
Plymouthy Adams Posted August 8, 2023 Author Report Posted August 8, 2023 am a month later, the bandages were removed....!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
DJ194950 Posted August 9, 2023 Report Posted August 9, 2023 4 hours ago, CURT LEE said: Had a buddy try a new deodorant... it didn't do anything to hide the smell, just made him invisible... Everybody wanted to know where the smell was coming from. One time I was out walking in the rain and found a half drowned skunk and took it home.. I told my wife we'd let the critter sleep with us to stay warm. She said "what about the smell?" I said "If I can get used to ya, so can he." And the divorce lawyer said to the judge- - Whatever she wants_ judge- I agree! ? DJ Quote
Curt Lee Posted August 9, 2023 Report Posted August 9, 2023 My brother-in-law was walking down the road when I pulled up next to him, I noticed he only had one shoe on.. "Bill; did ya lose a shoe?" I asked.. He grinned a grin you could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence with and replied; "Naw, shucks, I FOUND one!" Quote
soth122003 Posted August 19, 2023 Report Posted August 19, 2023 Went to visit my buddy Bob in the hospital. Saw him with both arms and legs in a cast, his face and chest looked like someone took an angle grinder to him. "Sweet Jesus I cried out what happened to him?" His friend John that was in the room, said "you know. it's kinda funny. We went out hunting and found this cave. We went inside and there was this bear lying in the floor. Bob looks at me and says in a loud voice, "you think it's dead or just asleep? Quote
Plymouthy Adams Posted August 19, 2023 Author Report Posted August 19, 2023 23 minutes ago, soth122003 said: Went to visit my buddy Bob in the hospital. Saw him with both arms and legs in a cast, his face and chest looked like someone took an angle grinder to him. "Sweet Jesus I cried out what happened to him?" His friend John that was in the room, said "you know. it's kinda funny. We went out hunting and found this cave. We went inside and there was this bear lying in the floor. Bob looks at me and says in a loud voice, "you think it's dead or just asleep? that story confirms that John can run much faster than Bob...! 1 Quote
soth122003 Posted August 19, 2023 Report Posted August 19, 2023 When animal danger shows it's face, you only have to faster than the slowest person there. Quote
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