Do you know me? OT

[jd52cranbrook]

I know not many jokes on here, but thought this was pretty good.

[greg g]

I believe the first rule of the court room is ever to ask a question you do not already kow the answer to. Wonder what skeletons the judge had in his closet.

Remember when Art Linletter asked kids seemingly harmless questions??? And got some very interesting answers... Maybe they ought to have a show called, Seniors say the darndest things.

Way to go Grandma, tell it like it is......

[Joe Flanagan]

Shortly before my father died at the age of 93, he said he wanted to go to Iraq and help the Army. I said, "Dad, what would you do over there?" He said, "When they bend over to pray, I'll give them all a kick in the a$$."

[carls 49]

i needed that, put a smile on my face.

[PatS....]

Another older lady not to be messed with...only in Canada, eh?

A Canadian woman fed up with her neighbors’ 5-year-old grandson driving a loud up quad ATV up and down her quiet street for hours has decided to deal with the two-year feud by flashing her bare breasts at the child.

Marika De Floria of Seeley's Bay near Toronto told CNews that because police wouldn’t do anything about the “maddening” ATV noise, she decided to go outside topless every time the kid rides the vehicle on her street.

As soon as she’s spotted naked from the waist up, the boy’s horrified grandparents pull the child inside.

De Floria says it’s the bravest thing she’s ever done. The 56-year-old is not breaking the law, according to police, because it in legal for women to be topless in public in Canada.

Neighbors Mike and Nancy Berry claim that there needs to be a “little give and take” among neighbors because “it’s not right to go around topless in front of kids.”

OK, who’s the boob here?

[Don Coatney]

according to police, because it in legal for women to be topless in public in Canada.

That is it, I am moving to Canada:cool:

[greg g]

Don't hafta change countries, NY has the Same statute. women have the same right as men to be shirtless, unless they are charging for the exibition.

[41/53dodges]

so thats why my brother moved there...