randroid Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Johnny S, Is it just me or do we all start liking movies like "The Bucket List" as we get older? -Randy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrspeedyt Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 "where the hell does this part go?":confused: thanks to 'draginsteel' h.a.m.b. forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkingcoupe Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 "There is always an inch.........until you hit it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinlizzy Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Hey Bubba you ain't gonna believe this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Horne Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 passengers will please fasten their seat belts......... there will be a slight delay for departure........ your luggage never departed Cleveland........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Horne Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong... I'll be your Huckleberry... When you get to the fork in the road,,take it.. we are lost, but we are making good time. it ain't over till it is over.. it is easy to stop drinking, i have done it many times.. neve interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezeldoc Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Oh Oh! Now where did that thing drop at? Yes Dear! 110 or 220 oh well it will just go a little faster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou Earle Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 How can you go wrong?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Cipponeri Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 It'll be okay, I can get help from the guys on the forum. Tony C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Job~Rated Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 "Oh shi..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Job~Rated Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 "What's that ticking?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAKOTA169 Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 What's the matter, Honey? don't you like your birthday present? It's really a nice vacuum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desoto1939 Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 six or one or half a dozen throw salt over your sholder for good luck sleep tight and dont let the bed bugs bite leave a light on in the window mind your P's and Q's - this really comes from the old english pubs. The guys drank pints and quarts and when they started to get roudy the bartender would tell them to mind their P's and Q's Righty tighteee lefty loossee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobT-47P15 Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 (As seen on a tombstone)......."I told you I was sick"...... Let's just wait and see........ That paint will look fine after it dries......... I know it put that thing somewhere so I could find it later........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoelOkie Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 my daddy used to work on these.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueskies Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1947PLEVY Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 I Know...I Know... I always have extra nuts and bolts left... I thought you checked that... Close enough for government work... We'll make do with what we got... SNAFU...Systems Normal All... We'll know better next time... WOW..I didn't think it'd do that... What's this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furylee2 Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Keep your arms and legs inside the car at all times! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-12 Tommy Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Watch your head!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBNeal Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 ...I'm a professional... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Ed Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Ah that reminds me of a story from riding the school bus in high school. I lived quite a ways away from school so I was the second stop on the route. I rode the bus for just over 1/2 hour each way. Well this one morning the bus picked us up 15min late. It was a substitute driver. We were directing him through the route and commenting on his crazy driving. Every time he'd pull some stunt and we'd comment he'd say "don't worry Im a professional". Well after all this speeding and cutting through a parking lot to avoid a red light we got to school 5min earlier then normal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Horne Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 It is real funny until someone get hurt. DUCK, oops slippery when wet watch out for falling rocks I don't feel my foot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niel Hoback Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Yeah, its funny until somebody gets hurt. Then its hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearheart Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Ps & Qs is actually from the printing industry as in the old days of hand set hard type the small cases of each letter were very similar, so the expression means "pay attention to what you're doing". (don't use the wrong part). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Job~Rated Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 "It's a lovely day, let's have the top down!" ~ JFK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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