Young Ed Posted January 2, 2009 Report Posted January 2, 2009 I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going'. The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." I said, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like? The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, stacked, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. He said "What does your wife look like?" I said ...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours. Most Old Guys are helpful like that. Quote
Brendan D25 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Posted January 3, 2009 I was creating a mental picture from the description and I would do the same. :D . Thanks for the laugh, Brendan. Quote
Dennis Hemingway Posted January 3, 2009 Report Posted January 3, 2009 If I found his wife, My wife would surely find me in no time flat. Every time I start talking to a good looking woman my wife will show up real fast. Dennis Quote
Don Coatney Posted January 3, 2009 Report Posted January 3, 2009 If I found his wife, My wife would surely find me in no time flat. Every time I start talking to a good looking woman my wife will show up real fast. Dennis Dennis; Your wife must be related to my wife:rolleyes: Quote
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