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I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I

collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, 'Sorry

about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to

where I was going'.

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my

wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

I said, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look

like?

The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blonde hair,

big blue eyes, long legs, stacked, and she's wearing tight white

shorts, a halter top and no bra.

He said "What does your wife look like?"

I said ...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.

Most Old Guys are helpful like that.

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If I found his wife, My wife would surely find me in no time flat. Every time I start talking to a good looking woman my wife will show up real fast. :D

Dennis

Dennis;

Your wife must be related to my wife:rolleyes:

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