pflaming Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 The only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in Wisconsin for $200. They bought the cow from Wisconsin and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do. They told the Vet what was happening. “Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side, she walks away to the other side.” The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, “Did you by chance, buy this cow in Wisconsin?” The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned where they bought the cow. “You are truly a wise Vet,” they said. “How did you know we got the cow in Wisconsin?” The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, “My wife is from Wisconsin.” Sorry, just couldn't help myself. LOL 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
40plyrod Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Pretty funny and maybe timely considering its Valentine's day. Reminds me of a joke with a different viewpoint. An old married couple was walking the fall fair grounds looking at the exhibits and animals when they got to the area displaying cows. In one pen was a huge bull named Sampson and under his name was a sign saying this bull bred 450 times last year. The wife squeezed her husband's hand and said, "wow do you see that dear? 450 times last year!" The husband sighed. They walked on to the next pen which had another big bull named Titan. He had a sign that said this bull bred 550 times last year. Again the wife was impressed. "Look at that dear 550 times!" Again he sighed. Another pen, another huge bull, bred 700 times, " see that dear 700 times!!!" The husband had finally had enough. "Yes Martha 700 times!, But it doesn't say with the same old cow!" Was his reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merle Coggins Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Interesting... My wife is also from Wisconsin I never have that problem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd B Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 49 minutes ago, Merle Coggins said: Interesting... My wife is also from Wisconsin I never have that problem... You haven’t been married long enough!! We are catholic and should give something up for lent starting today, I will give you one guess what my wife, also from Wisconsin thought we should give up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merle Coggins Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Cheese? LOL!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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